That is One BLU Spy Alright

asktf2family:

I will f*cking kill him…

-BLU Scout

Spy, you have such a small stature. Are you eating well?
Anonymous

I am not small! Simply slim! It is how women prefer their men, you see? I am handsome, that I cannot help!

"I thought you'd have more than just one mask, Herr Blu spy."

… Oh, I do have more than one mask. I just don’t feel like showing them all off? A Spy must have some secrecy, don’t you agree?

drink-me-whiskey:

This is how snipers really talk to each other, right?


Oh, Monsieur Garrette, you seem so high strung, has tonight been rough on you?

Oh, so very much so. If you would do me the honor of escorting me, you could relieve my … tension. I would not be so high strung, perhaps, if you would do this for me often. 

Oh, Monsieur Garrette, you seem so high strung, has tonight been rough on you?



Oh, so very much so. If you would do me the honor of escorting me, you could relieve my … tension. I would not be so high strung, perhaps, if you would do this for me often. 

Non. <3
Anonymous

Non?C’est forcément une blague

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

matching icons for you and your squad

10,810 plays

usedtobehmc:

LOL this brings me joy.

Medic, you better redeem yourself BIG TIME in the next comic.

epicukulelesolo:

Can we talk about this though.

Spy worried about Miss Pauling makes me really happy for some reason

fingurken:

[SPYSNIPER INTESIFIES]

fingurken:

[SPYSNIPER INTESIFIES]

tf2crap:

fear-of-poon:

new tf2 comic!!

i need a moment..

tf2crap:

fear-of-poon:

new tf2 comic!!

i need a moment..

No no noooo, you got it all wrong! You should mess around with that sniper, and you should film it for all of us to watch! :3
Anonymous

*whoops how did an adorable white bundle of gorey floof get in there*

ask-demoknife:

demandeauspyblu:



Doctor, you will take your damn pigeon and get the HELL AWAY FROM ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU DO YOU HEAR ME YOU BATTY OLD MAN I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF THIS IS WHY EVEN THE AXIS POWERS WOULDN’T HAVE YOU

Ho ho ho, that will teatch ye, bloody spook.

Eat a dick, Demoman.