That is One BLU Spy Alright

askcosplaysniper:

demandeauspyblu:

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It would appear so. Why, you seem to be having some trouble there. Here, let’s continue and I shall make it worse for you, oui?

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Gimme a damn moment. Hold on.

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Oooooh, oui wee. Lookat me, I’m a stupid Frenchie! HON HON HON BAGUETTES EIFFEL TOWER SNAILS.

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See, it ain’t dat hard to be Mistah Mysterio French bastard. Maybe if ya showed yer stupid mug, you’d look bettah!

I grant you, it isn’t so hard to play it like how I do when it comes down to it. You’ve seen my mug before, or have you already forgotten given that Australian pea-brain of yours? You needn’t see it in it’s entirety again. 

askcosplaysniper:

demandeauspyblu:

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Oh, but you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

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Ack!

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Deep breaths, pal. 

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So is dat da way we’re gonna play, huh?

It would appear so. Why, you seem to be having some trouble there. Here, let’s continue and I shall make it worse for you, oui?

askcosplaysniper:

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Yeah? An’ what’s it to ya, pally? Not like yer gonna come an’ nibble on dem, are ya?

Oh, but you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

Ask me something? I’d like to fill a queue.
Ideal woman?
Anonymous

teafortteu:

demandeauspyblu:

I like the type who can kick my ass. What can I say? To be dominated by a lady would be my pleasure.

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Is that so~?



… Hello, ass-legs-and-tits there!

Serious question time! What would you do if you found out someone was transgender on your team?
Anonymous

Nothing. I don’t discriminate when it comes to how much I equally hate each and every one of my teammates and our RED counterparts.

Are- Are those the motherfucking dragon balls?

… Sure! Why not? … 

If you weren't hired to kill the RED team, what would you think of them? Any specific person you'd like to comment on?
Anonymous


If I wasn’t hired to kill the RED team, I’d look at them, call them all imbeciles and be off to spend my time more wisely than with them. As for any specific one I’d like to comment on… To the RED Spy … I’ll see you in hell, you handsome rogue!

What is your opinion on your RED counterpart's relationship with BLU Scout's Ma?
Anonymous

Eh, I could do better.

ass or tits?
Anonymous

Oooh. Ooohoohoo. Do not ask a Frenchman which he most prefers of those two.That is simply unfair. As a wise man once said, ‘Will our answer to this one question decide our entire lives?’ So you see, it is best that I not answer this.

"So, yer the BLU Spy, huh? That means ya work wit' my baby, Scout?" the femme asked. She paused, and glanced over her shoulder briefly, as if to be sure nobody was listening. "He insists he does, but I gotta know from one of his team; he behaves himself, right?"



Oho, Madame … there is a joke if I have ever heard one. 

What brought you to TF Industries?
Anonymous

Before TF, I had been working for Grey Mann on a number of confidential projects. He had me working from the inside of other private companies on top of that, so it was a hell of a busy schedule. Granted, it had excellent pay.

A few … incidences left me jobless at the mercy of Grey Mann. Having nowhere left to run, I had little other choice other than to throw myself into the employ of BLU, as they had been looking to hiring me prior to Grey. 

I took the opportunity by the balls the second I was found. I have had no other choice but to work for this company in exchange for hiding from Grey since. 

What keeps you motivated? Is it the money or something else?
Anonymous

Money? Yes. Who isn’t motivated by that. Something else….? Eh, I am not at liberty to say.

Ideal woman?
Anonymous

I like the type who can kick my ass. What can I say? To be dominated by a lady would be my pleasure.

And what about the other team?
Anonymous

I’m not sure if this counts seeing as she’s not technically a mercenary, but I have always had my eye on a certain Miss Pauling.